Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 12, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Did you get a square meal?

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    looks as if he rode in the overhead compartment

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Boeing?

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    In recent decades, air travel has lost some of its luster and whole lots of luggage. Keeps that store in Alabama fully stocked year round.

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    tiprod1953  4 months ago

    Maybe it was a nonstop.

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    Skeptical Meg  4 months ago

    I have not been on a flight that has been remotely on time in months. My SO was on a flight that left six hours late a few days ago.

    US Airlines used to fight to get customers through better service. Now it seems they want to see how much they can cut and still keep passengers. They should be following the movie theatre model, instead of the polar opposite.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wendy’s has square meat patties because Dave Thomas vowed to never cut corners

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    They only flew one way. He had to walk home.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    boy, that must’ve felt strange and uncomfortable… :{

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    InTraining Premium Member 4 months ago

    Looks like he had to cut the trip short…?

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    timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago

    As long as the doors and tires stayed on……

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He went there and back, and now has pain there in his back.

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    braindead Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not to worry.

    There will be more airline mergers, soon. You know, to be ‘competitive’.

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be experiencing a little turbulence.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    Favorite flight-attendant safety messages, from back before they started playing recordings:

    “If you’re traveling with a child, adjust your own oxygen mask first. If you’re traveling with more than one child, decide right now which one you love the most.”

    “… and you unbuckle the seat belt the same way as every other seat belt you’ve ever used.”

    “Our pilot today is Captain Crunch.”

    “In the unlikely event of a water landing, you’ll know you’re not in Kansas any more.”

    You can hardly blame them. It must get awfully boring after the 1000th repetition of the same line of patter, and at least these guys were entertaining.

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    namelocdet  4 months ago

    Spirit?

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    Dave427  4 months ago

    Never underestimate a bean counters’ ability and desire to cut corners, gee whiz.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    It was a sweet deal but he didn’t get to deplane at the other end. You had to come straight back to get the deal.

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