Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 04, 2024

Gee, you think this guy is in cahoots with whoever draws Day By Dave?

Perhaps he’s got a slow fuse.

And he claims that he used to teach woodworking.

Let’s go down to Stubby’s place and see what he’s got

(or doesn’t got!)

Try to take a look on his feet

a fireworks truck would probably be popular…

You know from the name that Three Finger Larry’s Fireworks stand is the best one around.

It just means he’s careful about setting the fireworks off.

Prosthetics have made great advances. He might have a full set of them.

But mommm! I don’t want Smoke Bombs, Smoke Bombs are lame!

Dave gets the same Foxworthy FB feed I do.

Yep, three on each hand.

Can you trust a barista with no piercings? Can you trust a tattoo artist without any tattoos?

All his fingers … and BOTH eyes …!

( happy 4th … here’s to lookin’ at y’all )

He has all his fingers because he’s not an idiot like his customers who will blow off their fingers

Jerry Garcia did OK even though he was missing most of his right middle finger.

Lots of idiots will be answering to “Lefty” or “Three fingered Kyle” tomorrow. Stay safe. These guys are all wearing red hats, so probably one or two of them as well.

Duh…

The squirrel’s joke is the best part.

I actually ran a fireworks stand for two or three years when I was much, much younger. Fortunately I still have all my fingers!

He’ll also give you tips and pointers on firework safety.

Little Freddy is correct … and I have the scars to prove it.

Like any successful/smart dealer; he never uses his product.

Do you trust a butcher who’s vegetarian?