The ones favoring Florida probably picked California as their least favorite. The ones favoring California probably picked Florida as the least favorite.
President Donald Trump and his motorcade are cruising along a country road in Florida after the government shutdown. Suddenly they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump tells his chief of staff to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees him staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
“What happened to you?” asked Trump
“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 21-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Trump.
“I said I’m Donald Trump’s Chief of staff, and I just killed the pig.”
“Ordered to conceal HIS boat parked in HIS driveway…” in the “Land of the free…” :D That’s why California is the least favorite :P But I’m surprised about that survey. California has wonderful beaches and good weather, beautiful countryside, and woods and mountains. I would have expected some state in the middle where it’s all plain and dry… and some are cold as hell.
I remember my early days in the Navy. Just before leaving boot camp at Great Lakes, Illinois, I got orders to Pensacola, Fl, for “A” School in early November. I thought I would be escaping the cold of winter but I was wrong. When I got there, it snowed for the first time in 25 years. Go figure!
jasonsnakelover 5 days ago
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flashdrive1988 5 days ago
The ones favoring Florida probably picked California as their least favorite. The ones favoring California probably picked Florida as the least favorite.
Pickled Pete 5 days ago
President Donald Trump and his motorcade are cruising along a country road in Florida after the government shutdown. Suddenly they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump tells his chief of staff to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees him staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
“What happened to you?” asked Trump
“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 21-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Trump.
“I said I’m Donald Trump’s Chief of staff, and I just killed the pig.”
A# 466 5 days ago
I don’t know why anyone would want to live in Florida.
James Wolfenstein 5 days ago
“Ordered to conceal HIS boat parked in HIS driveway…” in the “Land of the free…” :D That’s why California is the least favorite :P But I’m surprised about that survey. California has wonderful beaches and good weather, beautiful countryside, and woods and mountains. I would have expected some state in the middle where it’s all plain and dry… and some are cold as hell.
chaosed2 5 days ago
They left out the part where they made the entire drive in the fast lane of I-95.
e.groves 5 days ago
How long did it take to drive that 500 miles?
markhughw 5 days ago
And yet California, Florida and NY are the most visited states in the US.
kaycstamper 5 days ago
I love the guy’s painting on his fence! One way to beat city hall!
kaycstamper 5 days ago
I wonder if you need a license to drive a toy car?
poppacapsmokeblower 5 days ago
Since most toy cars are electric, how many miles did they get on a charge? This could be important.
billwog 5 days ago
Interesting the Florida Highway Patrol didn’t bust them for illegal vehicles on the roadways.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 days ago
I remember my early days in the Navy. Just before leaving boot camp at Great Lakes, Illinois, I got orders to Pensacola, Fl, for “A” School in early November. I thought I would be escaping the cold of winter but I was wrong. When I got there, it snowed for the first time in 25 years. Go figure!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 days ago
Were those toy cars Fiat or Mini Coopers? I bet they turned a lot of heads, driving down the road!
oish 5 days ago
I’m surprised Delaware didn’t make the list of least favorite.
PoodleGroomer 5 days ago
What was their top speed and milage per charge
Stephen Gilberg 5 days ago
I didn’t mind my visits to California and Florida. But then, those were back in the ’90s.
6turtle9 5 days ago
500 miles from Jacksonville to Key West in toy cars:
Usatoday.Com / story / news / nation / 2024 / 05 / 04 / women-drive-toy-cars-down-florida-coast / 73556446007/
charles9156 5 days ago
i believe it!
suelou 5 days ago
Must have been NY or Jersey…..
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 days ago
Florida and California—-the two states with Walt Disney Theme Parks