“So I said, ‘Let me ask you a question, and [the guy who makes boats in South Carolina] said, ‘Nobody ever asked this question,’ and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT —very smart. He goes, I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’”
“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that, a lot of sharks?" he asked. "I watched some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said there’s no problem with sharks. ‘They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now.’ It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks.”
“So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards over here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.” I said, ‘I think it’s a good question.’ I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that.”
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MAGAts all believe this is how a genius talks — especially one that is stable, very very stable.
And they are appalled that Biden won’t take a position on whether to be electrocuted or eaten by a shark.
“Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.”
Come on sharks, if you eat him your reputation will change from ‘’Deadly Killer’’ to ‘’The Savior of America’’ and we would dump the eagle and replace him with a shark.
sipsienwa Premium Member 11 days ago
Love it. Could we put huckabuck and rutledge in the boat?
braindead Premium Member 11 days ago
“So I said, ‘Let me ask you a question, and [the guy who makes boats in South Carolina] said, ‘Nobody ever asked this question,’ and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT —very smart. He goes, I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’”
“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that, a lot of sharks?" he asked. "I watched some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said there’s no problem with sharks. ‘They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now.’ It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks.”
“So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards over here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.” I said, ‘I think it’s a good question.’ I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that.”
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MAGAts all believe this is how a genius talks — especially one that is stable, very very stable.
And they are appalled that Biden won’t take a position on whether to be electrocuted or eaten by a shark.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 days ago
What shark wants food poisoning? To them, humans are lima beans, and seals are a hot fudge sundae.
VegaAlopex 10 days ago
the Drumpf stream of dementia…Is that an electric boat?
mourdac Premium Member 10 days ago
Never thought sharks ate much carrion.
Mainesailah Premium Member 10 days ago
Was it intentional on Deering’s part that the boat has no rudder?
A# 466 10 days ago
Riffing on “The Old Man and the Sea”?
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! 10 days ago
It doesn’t take a genius, stable or otherwise, to figure out that if his scenario could happen, the shark would get electrocuted.
morningglory73 Premium Member 10 days ago
Hey look! A boat full of chum. It’s dinner!!
babka Premium Member 10 days ago
the Rosenbergs would think the electrocution option more in line for WASP espionage… Roy Cohn didn’t care whether Ethel was guilty.
Radish the wordsmith 10 days ago
“Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.”
“Aristophanes,
charliekane 10 days ago
Sorry Sharkies, but better in your ocean than in our White House.
cracker65 10 days ago
Even sharks won’t eat that.
Nantucket Premium Member 10 days ago
Do NOT feed Trump to the sharks. That is cruelty to sharks!
Saurischia Premium Member 10 days ago
Ok, this one actually made me laugh out loud!
think it through 10 days ago
Come on sharks, if you eat him your reputation will change from ‘’Deadly Killer’’ to ‘’The Savior of America’’ and we would dump the eagle and replace him with a shark.