Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for July 28, 2024

Made me laugh!

Step on him!!!!

Kick him back where he belongs.

You’re a “hermit crab”, right? So go hermit somewhere, you crabby thing! (What my sister told me this morning; bad mood, I have!)

I have never heard of the phrase “scrub in”. I believe it is supposed to be “scrub up”. But then I’m not in the health care profession.

Hawthorne off his meds for good??!

I guess that’s the reason that beach ape is wearing crocs, to protect himself from getting his toes pinched.

I never thought of tweezers as an instrument of torture. I’ll pinch my husband’s toe and see what happens.

This is wrong. Hawthorne should be walking sideways.

yes, scrub up. But don’t forget your hair net and boot covers, too. It’s intrusive surgery time

Go for the knees; or if he’s more than waist deep, the ’nads.

Where’s his leg tattoos? Thats a big look where I live. Crocs shoes and leg tattoos.

He could just go for the guy’s Achilles tendon.

Won’t his feet float away?

Pretty sure he’ll still scream if you pinch his ankle