Monty by Jim Meddick for July 28, 2024

I HATE water piks!

Is your Waterpik picking on you?

Why would a keyboard warrior like Monty need hand moisturizer? You’d think he’d be trying to build up some manly calluses

Hahah! Yep, it just slips out of my hand. But just click the “off” button rather than chase the spritzer around! LOL!

Reminds me of the Twighlight Zone where the electric razor was going after the guy.

It must have slipped his mind.

Pray tell, how were you going to shave, Monty? :)

Electric toothbrushes especially prone to slipping due to water, toothpaste and drool running down while brushing. Suckers can easily get away from you cause companies make them with a smooth (read that- no grip) surface.

Those things should have “dead man” switches instead of slide switches.

The ads on TV have the person all smiles and neat with no drool or mess when they brush their teeth. I always look like I have minty fresh rabies. ;-D

This is why I use mine solely in the bathtub!