Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 06, 2024

Certainly explains Salem

This is exactly the reason why I leave my windows up and doors locked when driving through Hamburg/ inner city! These people are a pest sometimes. They don’t even ask before they manhandle your windshield! And then get mad when you are not willing to pay a few bucks.

Now THAT’S a business model!

I just roll up the windows and lock the doors, if they start cleaning my windshield I turn the wipers on, works every time.

He didn’t say “wash it”. He said “beat it”. Now try again.

You got lucky dude, she wasn’t in a zapping mood.

I don’t have a car… or glasses. It works every time.

There was a guy in NYC who paid the window cleaners with counterfeit 20 dollar bills. So far he has yet to be caught.

I remember reading a dean koontz novel where this dude was out doing this. He thought he would intimidate a female detective, until she drew her 9mm.

I was visiting friends in SoCal and was waiting for the light when an old man with a sprayer and paper towels approached me, I literally just had the car washed the day before so I said no but I waved him over and gave him a couple of dollars. Yeah I’m a softie. Those who hit you up at the freeway off ramps work in teams, they can go to h e l l.

Hey, it was a dollar, in today’s economy you’d be thankful she doesn’t charge higher!