Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 24, 2024

so was she NAUGHTY or NICE?

They always say “Christmas in July!”, but Christmas Eve is only 5 months away.

The poor man only comes once a year.

For many, it’s simply a time for giving and receiving, so Santa decided to get some.

d#ck is d#ck =)

……you know…..Santa not real!!!!!!!

I bet Santa isn’t circumcised… not one of god’s devotees.

so did he come down the chimney, or did she let him in the back door?

They put the ‘X’ in ‘Xmas’.

Lady and Gentileman, start your engines.

Santa is non sectarian!

Just because she’s Jewish does mean Santa isn’t fun in the sack.

santa only comes once a year and that’s down the…..can’t tell the rest of the JOKE but you know it we all know it

These days Santa is non-denominational. And if Mrs. Claus ever finds that out, he’s a dead man.

One of the best ones. Lol

So? The Jewish can have other ‘imaginary’ friends beside Jesus.

guess Helen’s a H0! H0! H0!

Yeah. Well he’s not real. :)

Santa quit playing with my toys……..