Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 03, 2024

She needs to take the bag out of the box. You can get at least one more glass out of it that way.

I speak from experience.

Him: “Hon, that’s it til the next trip to Costco.”

Her: “Why are you still standing here? Get in the car.”

Slapping only works on tv remotes anyway.

You could take out the bag and breathe the vapors.

She also likes being spanked and calls him “Daddy.”

Well let’s just say that Wine-Box Lady ain’t the best example of mankind.

with this summer’s weather, I certainly could purchase my Pinot Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc by tanker wagon.

That reminds me I need to go to Costco and get more Wine

“We will sell no wine before the label dries.”

Back when boxes wine first came out, it came in boxes around 1.75 or 2 liters, if I remember right — except in Louisiana, where they were 3 liters. And, all alcohol was sold in the grocery stores. And, my friend observed a man drinking a Coke in a bar being told by an off-duty cop: go ahead, have another beer! We’re not ticketing anyone tonight.

Spank that monkey!

Everyone knows that you pull the bag out of the box & squeeze it! More effective than spanking.

I expected it to have been said by now. I’m disappointed. Oh here goes:“Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang!”

Rip open the box, pierce the plastic liner and suck away like a wino vampire.