Jeff Danziger for June 22, 2024

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    Concretionist  10 days ago

    Yes, fGAWDSAKE no loincloth. On either of them.

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 days ago

    Someone get the tranquilizer gun.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 days ago

    Eyebleach!

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  10 days ago

    T for trumpzan

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    aristoclesplato9  10 days ago

    Meanwhile in the Biden week long camp, they are working on his ability to stand for 90 minutes.

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    superposition  10 days ago

    Sad to see “United” States political discourse reduced to ad hominem attacks

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    tpcox928  10 days ago

    This rendition has Trump looking much better in a loincloth than he actually would.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Microphones OFF when it’s not your turn is a GREAT idea!

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    Havel  10 days ago

    He ain’t Spartacus.

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    Havel  10 days ago

    100 quatloos on his opponent!!!

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 10 days ago

    He’s gonna have a hard time swinging that mace with his microphone turned off and no gang of maggots to cheer his every word. Wouldn’t it be something if tRumpty Dumbty finally had to shut up, wait his turn, and actually try to answer a question without making a bigger fool of himself? Get the popcorn!

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    countoftowergrove  10 days ago

    The felon has shown on stage that he doesn’t know how to properly lift a barbell. And the debate ain’t happenin’ until it happens. The felon will find a way out.

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    GiantShetlandPony  10 days ago

    Jeff you are far too kind. There’s no way Traitor Trump looks like that under all the poorly fitted suits he wears.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 days ago

    trump in a loincloth would be a sight to behold.. wouldn’t it? Makes me shudder to even try to visualize it.

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    Aviatrexx Premium Member 10 days ago

    What makes Danziger think that Trump could even lift a flail, much less swing one? Then again, he called it a mace…

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    The Nodding Head  10 days ago

    The Blithering Blubber could not lift a mace, let alone swing it.

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    steveandeileen  10 days ago

    Of course he can’t wear a loincloth. It would never hold the amount of excrement he puts out with every breath. And don’t breath around him.

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    Godfreydaniel  10 days ago

    Traitor Trump isn’t one tenth as smart as George of the jungle. And I see our resident trolls (who appear to like proven rapists and documented traitors) are lying (very stupidly, indeed), as usual.

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    LeeGP  10 days ago

    Nah. He’ll show up in his regulation blue suit/red tie set.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Every time the moderator turns to Trump and asks him a question or invites him to respond to something Biden said, Trump will begin a word salad excursion of one incomplete sentence following another, then another, then another — with little if any correlation to the subject he is supposed to address.

    The moderator, or whomever is in charge of activating and de-activating Trump’s microphone, will be in the position of not appearing to censor these rambling jaunts through his mental locker of un-filed bits and pieces of portions of random and totally disorganized information from decades of scarce moments when he focused enough on what was being said to him to formulate incomplete memories of interactions with others whose task it is to inform him.

    At some point after Trump sets off with each disjointed facsimile of actual focused discourse, the microphone manager will be forced to turn off the mic to enable an attempt at “Earth to Trump, Earth to Trump, Come in Trump” from the moderator, who will wait for Trumps lips to stop moving and then try to get Trump to focus & reply specifically only to the question or request he was originally given the opportunity to engage with.

    Soon the mic at Trump’s podium will again be restored to active status, and away will go The Former Guy once again on another of his typical disjointed rambles — compelling yet once more another mic shut down.

    10 or 15 minutes of this later, Trump will BELLOW how unfairly he is being treated, the obvious favoritism being accorded the President, “liberal fake news mainstream media bias for Biden taking place RIGHT HERE AND NOW,” for the country to see and experience first hand, and then he will stomp off to a prearranged location outside the venue for a “spontaneous” news conference where a gaggle of conservative media will offer him “questions” scripted to elicit responses from past Trump public discourse packed with non-factual ranting and raving his conservative audience craves.

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    piper_gilbert  10 days ago

    Preparing the “Stable Genius” for a debate has got to be a frustrating experience.

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    Chazz  10 days ago

    This drawing was exceptionally kind regarding Felon’s body.

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    Call me Ishmael  10 days ago

    Trump’s been highly effective with his “mace”:/

    He’s covered the land with disgrace./

    And (loincloth or muumuu)/

    He’ll disseminate “poo-poo”/

    When they finally meet face to face.

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    Call me Ishmael  10 days ago

    This can only be a farce, and Trump is simply invulnerable. He’s beyond truth, embarrassment, shame. There are far more “ Deplorables” than Hillary ever imagined. Joe showed what he can do in the State of the Union speech – and the needle barely moved. “You can’t fix stupid.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  10 days ago

    ‘We do really want to burn it all down’: Trumpworld says it isn’t ‘bluffing’ on 2nd term

    An unnamed Republican source close to former President Donald Trump is confirming that reports of the former president wanting to establish a far-right, authoritarian government in a second term are not hyperbole.

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member 10 days ago

    I still think he bails on the debate. He’ll come up with something. “Biden has to pass a drug test first” or “my bone spurs are acting up”. The last one got him out of a war so he knows that works.

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    Glib Sporgen  9 days ago

    Donald Trump is:

    A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS, DEMENTED E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, A GRIFTER H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENDACIOUS, MENTAL N: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR, VENAL W: A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

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    nyg16  9 days ago

    If orangie the Clown treats it like his criminal trial he’ll sleep through the whole thing

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    librarylady59  9 days ago

    In order to debate, one must have facts. DJT has no idea what facts are.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  9 days ago

    Trump will not be swinging a mace — he normally has people for that.

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    j.painterjones  9 days ago

    Where do we get the ability to STAND to watch and hear Trump????

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    SteveO202  9 days ago

    aristoclesplato9. Derp!

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    vwmdabbler75  8 days ago

    Shouldn’t we be rooting & thinking of voting for an 81 year old man who has accomplished a lot in 3 & 1/2 years like the now on-going infrastructure projects, expansion of chips manufacture in the US, allowed MEDICARE to negotiate with Pharma (something the GOP prohibited MEDICARE to be able to do), provided robust support to Ukraine in its fight against Russia’s Czar bloodymir putin and STOP BEING DISTRACTED by this worse than a spoiled juvenile narcissist?

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