Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 01, 2024

Hey, that’s another word for the vocabulary.

Try as she might, that woman will never get it all out!

I love the Glitter Grenade! Also, i’m glad to see they’re wearing protective goggles. Those people will be cleaning glitter out of places they didn’t know existed. For years! You can never completely remove ALL the glitter.

“Do not try (or make) this at home! Violet is a trained professional!

Good grief! Now they’re taking my job of punster!

Explosions expert?! I love it! That house is going BOOM with glitter! Mwhahahaha!!!!!

Sorry Burt, but I’m fairly certain someone somewhere is going to make that glitter grenade you told us not to. ;P

Well, the lady wants her captive to sparkle…

I love the idea of a glitter bomb. I just don’t understand how it will save Sophie.

I…I love this. Beautiful and wicked and wonderful.

…yeah, definitely do NOT try this at home!

Is this the same as a Vegas grenade? ;-)

The Gay Liberation Front would be proud of you, ladies.

Well, I think I would have preferred something a little more wicked. But I guess this will certainly make a mess of the place.

Is this a holdover from the Mole Wars? If I remember correctly, didn’t Violet have a plastic bag full of something that never got used?

Even the most innocent looking container of glitter is a potential glitter grenade. Once the container is open, there will be glitter forever and ever and EV ER More!

BCN July calendar page: Iggy and Goldie. I wonder if Iggy is taking notes on the detective trade as told by Goldie. Perhaps he is going to be her apprentice someday.

A legal question. If someone does make one despite the warning, and I get glittered, can I sue Georgia?

OT – New Snow Sez today!

Whoever was wiseguy behind idea of steenky Scotch Brite with glitter should be put behind bars.

So them dreaded harbingers of the plague is also the most feared glitterati too eh. No surprise here.

Glitter is the best revenge!

Although this house really looks nicer for having freshly painted walls after the remodelation last year and he really did a professional quality job, the rock star is a minimalist and when he couldn’t get the light sky blue color he and I wanted, he chose Cotton Candy Grey. You can imagine. (And I like grey. Under other circumstances I might use it, but probably combined with other colors and designs.) He also removed most of the furniture and painted the kitchen cupboards white. Aargh.

It isn’t all just blank robotland, he has spiffy ideas too, but I would love to make 15-20 of these. Just before I walk out the door for the last time, ¨˜ˆ”°⍣~•✡⊹٭„¸ SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!! ¸„٭⊹✡•~⍣°”ˆ˜¨

I need an excuse to say “glitterally” now!

The way to success is starting a plan with a pun!!

That’s dangerously close to a war crime.

The Robber Mice appear to be side hustling as interior decorators now.

♪"Hello daddy, hello mom

I’m your gl-gl-gl-gl-gl-gl-giltter bomb

Hello world, I’m your wild girl

I’m your gl-gl-gl-gl-gl-gl-giltter bomb"♫

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(Cherry Bomb, Written by: Joan Jett, Kim Vincent Fowley)

On December 9th, 2020, Lupin joined the glitterati.

I gotta mention Mark Rober and his very amusing vendetta against porch pirates. Please google his name with “glitter” for some wonderful videos.

I work in the garden section, for a large retail store. We have the Christmas display every year, and I am still cleaning up the glitter, from last year!

Bwahahaha! (Is the glitter flammable?)

LOL – that’s perfect! Loose glitter is the one craft supply my niece will NOT have in her house. Her daughters use tons of glitter glue, which works just fine.

p.s. Love Alice rubbing her tiny mouse hands together in evil glee!

p.p.s. OUTTA HERE soon, just need to wait for some prescriptions to be filled. Nice day for a drive in the country…

Sounds like a very dangerous weapon. These people are in trouble.

Oh the horror!

I wonder what is used to trigger the glitter grenades?

That will get them thinking!!

Happy Canada Day to our northern neighbors.

That stuff is really bad for All types of lungs….best if the bomb goes off just after everyone has left the building!

Maybe Georgia, but has been done by a guy to aggrivate porch pirates. You can probably find it on YouTube.

YEA! Go for it, Girls…er…Mice

Well, it’s July 1 and guess what showed up in my yard this morning right on time—a bunch of shiny, newly hatched July bugs! Doing what July bugs do, aimlessly zipping around, bouncing off the house. Surely this means Jules will arrive on the scene soon—he could create quite a distraction in that pristine house!

Agglitteration! It’s making me wait …

Theoretically, One could take two balloons, put a teaspoon of glitter in one, put the empty balloon inside the one with glitter. Inflate them together as one, tie it off, and you should now be the proud owner of a glitter grenade! I’ll leave it up to you how you set it off, just keep it away from your eyes, and keep a dust buster handy.

All that glitter will drive those people up the wall. I approve!

Yeehaw!

OT: medical stuff

Ooooo hooo hoo! Sweet revenge. The thief who has everything stealing someone else’s beloved pet. Like KIng David with Bath Sheba. They both knew better.

Do NOT send glitter cards to friends you want to keep. They look fine in the store and when you stick them in the envelope but, by the time they have been jounced around in the mail, what the recipient gets is a “glitter bomb”. When opened, it creates a tiresome mess and feelings of ill well. I could never convince my mother to stop doing this. I had to devise a special “glitter bomb” opening box, so I wouldn’t be finding glitter in my carpet and CATS for weeks.

Inferior decorators?

Remebers boys and girls, Violet is an trained professional mouse. Dont try this at home

too late, many glitter bombs were made in my youth. Remember those panty hose “eggs”? Fill with glitter, put together loosely, and toss away! also works with plastic tubs not securely capped.