Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2024

Soon, Marigold won’t need a mirror. She can just look in herself.

Marigold: “That is NOT what I look like!”

Just yesterday, I suggested at Non Sequitur that today’s Polish jokes had to be about furniture.

That has to be a new record for speed of being proven wrong.

Gilding the lily.

One week was enough

Does one use Mother’s or Amor-all for a unicorn?

Now your unicorn is Polish

Procrastination is a full-time job.

BRUSH da ’corn, POLISH da hooves.

My mom [knocking on the bathroom door]: "What are you doing in there?

Me: “Nothing Mom. I’m polishing my unicorn.”

I like her depiction of tiny Phoebe!

I was going to procastinate. I’ll do it later.

People who don’t “cartoon” have no idea how much work goes in to writing/drawing 365 toons a year.

Funny, I didn’t realize Marigold identifies as being Polish.

“I’m polishing my unicorn”.

That’s a really good excuse. I’ll have to use it sometime.

I couldn’t even begin to polish something as sparkly as Marigold.

I had no idea unicorns needed to be polished.

Make that coat nice and shiny.

I like this rendition of Marigold!

I just discovered that cat vacuums actually exist.   “I have to vacuum the cat” was supposed to be the silliest-possible excuse for not writing.

Marigold appreciates the polishing, I’m sure, but is confused, lol

“Tiny Me (Mini Me) … she completes me.”