The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 01, 2024

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    codycab  4 days ago

    “Nope” is the first word in the chief’s dictionary.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 days ago

    I’m sure Brutus can get a better job…HaHaHa , Sorry Brutus

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    jasonsnakelover  4 days ago

    The chief can be brutal with Brutus when saying he can’t have a raise.

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    jmworacle  4 days ago

    Maybe Brutus should sick Mother Gargoyle on the chief. She’d might to it to help her daughter and grandchild.

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    pat sandy creator 4 days ago

    the Chief needs a good laugh…

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    Gina Carson  4 days ago

    What’s in the water? It seems to wash out Brutus’ memory.

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    nosirrom  4 days ago

    Spring? More like grape shot out of a cannon.

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    razzledazzle295  4 days ago

    Unfortunately, you’re right.

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    Just-me  4 days ago

    If I remember correctly from a Philosophy class, Aristotle said something along the lines that “Hope is a waking dream.” If so, I do desire that our hero never awakens from it.

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    Chris  4 days ago

    oh, I’m sure spring is eternal alright… it’s the platform your trying to reach may seem out of reach regardless on how eternal that spring is. :J

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 4 days ago

    Rancid Veeblefester’s reputation precedes him .

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    elbow macaroni  4 days ago

    Dagwood lite.

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    MRC112  4 days ago

    I see that so often about asking for a raise in the US. Don’t you guys get yearly salary increases? Do you have to ask to get one?

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    GROG Premium Member 4 days ago

    It’s nothing more than a feeling…a feeling that holds no basis in fact.

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    rhpii  4 days ago

    Brutus just made the Chief’s day. Nothing like turning down a raise request early on a Monday to start off the week.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 days ago

    Maybe today Rancid is in a good mood for a big raise. On Monday? And since when?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 days ago

    Unfortunately Arnie has a better grip on reality than Brutus. To channel yesterday’s strip, batten down the hatches. Hurricane’s a brewin’ and I don’t mean Hattie!

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    walstib Premium Member 4 days ago

    The Chief will be singing

    Na na,

    Na na na na,

    Hey hey hey,

    Goodbye!!!

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    cuzinron47  4 days ago

    The next thing you hear will maniacal laughter.

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    s_krumpe  4 days ago

    same story in many jobs

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    richardjohnsonvp  3 days ago

    For Brutus, hope springs infernal.

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