The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 03, 2024

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    codycab  5 days ago

    A fine line between lines and wrinkles.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 days ago

    For a witch she doesn’t seem to have that many wrinkles.

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    Little Caesar  5 days ago

    She looks like a million bucks… all green & wrinkled.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 5 days ago

    Mother Gargoyle’s “character lines” are the size of the …. Grand Canyon!!!

    ;-)

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    cracker65  5 days ago

    Good answer

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    TonyB.  5 days ago

    So he was on a mission for Brutus

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    jasonsnakelover  5 days ago

    More like who’s pointing them out

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    Gina Carson  5 days ago

    Can they really be character lines if she has no character?

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    pat sandy creator 5 days ago

    now, let’s talk about crow’s feet…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 days ago

    “ From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.” Raymond Chandler

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    kucpa Premium Member 5 days ago

    And from the perspective of a child, it just means you’re old.

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    nosirrom  5 days ago

    Can we get subtitles with her character lines?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 5 days ago

    Brutus is schooling young Wilberforce . Pay attention kid .

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    Just-me  5 days ago

    Mother Gargle looks like a Shar Pei to Wilberforce.

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    assrdood  5 days ago

    Now do beer bellies.

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    Chris  5 days ago

    maybe she should write on these lines so it would be more convincing. :D

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 5 days ago

    For Mother Argyle I’d say their laugh lines

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    petermerck  5 days ago

    The expression ‘crows feet’ will totally confuse the kid.

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    ChessPirate  5 days ago

    She once tried to smile… and her face cracked… ㋛

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    CorkLock  5 days ago

    Eye of Newt and Frog teeth helps with wrinkles. My late brother in law only washed in cold water. His Grandma told him it prevented wrinkles. He looked just fine in that casket. Nary awrinkle seen.

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    rhpii  5 days ago

    It’s like my dermatologist who calls things on my skin wisdom spots. He doesn’t know me too well ;-)

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    razzledazzle295  5 days ago

    Ramona won’t just admit she has wrinkles.

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    cuzinron47  5 days ago

    It’s a form of rationalizing, without being rational.

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    hooglah  5 days ago

    In her case, it’s cracks and crevices.

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    CrzyDyeman  5 days ago

    Character lines mean you’ve seen some $#!+.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 days ago

    Character lines!

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    Chris Sherlock  5 days ago

    A very good explanation, Brutus!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 days ago

    Very true. Wonder what answer he would have received if he had asked Dad what Grammie’s character is like…

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    gcarlson  5 days ago

    I call them life signs, whoever has them, and considered them a venerable colleague’s best feature to the point that I was disappointed when a caricature artist at one of our meetings left them out of hers.

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    princesshickory Premium Member 5 days ago

    Well stated, Brutus. Now I know where the young Padwan gets it! LOL

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    gopher gofer  5 days ago

    well, that’s a new wrinkle…

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