Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 01, 2024

I have the same problem.

His nickname is Toots.

Surprised they’re holding glasses, they seem more the bottle type

Don’t bring up the “report”.

It just simple physics. Ain’t no rocket science see.

I’m willing to bet it makes a “slide whistle” sound.

He whistles from his butt.

✪ FIRE ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ HOLE!!! ✪

A fart cracker.

Sorry, this is a family strip. No butt stuff.

Give a little whistle…

Happy Canada Day

blow it out your a$s

“just put your lips together and blow”

— Lauren Bacall

My ex was the same way.

Want to hear my “trumpet”?

Smells like sulfur!

That is the funniest ‘firework’ joke I’ve ever seen. Congratulations, Mark.

And only once! But it’s a doosy!

“July.”

“No, I’m not kidding.”

I know a lot of people with that same talent.

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!

But,I can whistle

So what are you going to do with that drink?