Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 06, 2024

You’re “a good boy.”

they obviously don’t call him, “late for dinner”

I know a cat with the same name.

You just gotta love them little doggies… It’s called puppy love..

I call it “your owner needs to train you”!

“And whenever we go out, people always shout…”

Sometimes when they call (to) me they just say “Stopit!”

They is calls me EEEEEKS! A BEAR!

I call Buddy, Get down!

OR little a little boy’s tee shirt that said, “My name is No! No! No!”

You two don’t even need the obligatory butt-sniff, you’re already bonded.

My wife calls me that too!

If I had to guess i’d say our cats thought their names were “No” and “Getdownfromthere”.

If I feed you any more, you’ll be sick!

Hi, my name is ‘Bad Dog’…

“Great, now we don’t have to sniff each other’s butts.”

Obviously twins separated at mirth.

Had a dog that would have called herself ‘Shut up!’ She barked at squirrels, we lived under an oak tree and the neighbor fed them peanuts.

One of my dogs should be called eats too fast, then pukes.

There were 4 of us named dianerlynnerjimmergeorgeyouknowwhoimtalkingtogetoverherenow.

My pup and I live in a pretty small house. She has 3 pillows a sofa and a recliner to lay on but chooses to sleep right in the bedroom doorway. Her formal name is Lilly but her call name is “Getoutoftheway”.

Move it!

LOLOL!!! Nice one, Mark!!!