Er, no, Gil. A “terrific mother” wouldn’t abandon her children. A “terrific mother” would be there for her daughter when the girl got unexpectedly pregnant and had an abortion. (Oh, and the idea of a 40-year-old woman suddenly becoming a star golfer is ludicrous in the extreme.)
P1- Scrambled? Yeah. Gil’s thoughts definitely. That Pat Finley. What a reporter. The GIL mug is taking the Summer off, collecting dust on GT’s desk. C(lam) Lover better soak in the adulation. She could miss the cut this week.
P3- You’re not here to think Bethany, parading around in your little crop top. Now fix me an old fashion.
I’m not sure what she’s thinking now, but I’m thinking she going to be really píssed when she looks in the mirror and sees that Gil cut a circle out of her hair while she slept. And speaking of sleeping, don’t you sleep on today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Beth- You wanna know what I think?Gil_ What?Beth- I need my eggs scrambled with your sausage, right here on the table. Gil- Umm… What did you say?Beth- Never mind.
She throws the eggs at his head and storms out of the kitchen.
Does Gil get the news about Emimily when he logged into his Prodigy account, and print it out? Or did he compose a song called "Clover Wins First Championship?
Beth: You wanna know what I think? IDGAF. Now hurry up and eat those eggs, you’ll need all the energy you can get because I’m ready for another trip to Pound Town.
Rob McLean 5 days ago
Er, no, Gil. A “terrific mother” wouldn’t abandon her children. A “terrific mother” would be there for her daughter when the girl got unexpectedly pregnant and had an abortion. (Oh, and the idea of a 40-year-old woman suddenly becoming a star golfer is ludicrous in the extreme.)
Charks 5 days ago
Gil shouldn’t be blaming himself. Mimi made her own decision to get married. The traitoress can live with that now.
bearwku82 5 days ago
P1- Scrambled? Yeah. Gil’s thoughts definitely. That Pat Finley. What a reporter. The GIL mug is taking the Summer off, collecting dust on GT’s desk. C(lam) Lover better soak in the adulation. She could miss the cut this week.
P3- You’re not here to think Bethany, parading around in your little crop top. Now fix me an old fashion.
Billy Bodkin 5 days ago
P3. No, Beth, you aren’t here to think. And I don’t want any runny eggs either.
jayesquire 5 days ago
RW, we get it !!!!!! Mimi/Emily is using her maiden name; or, is it her new married name ???? . You don’t have to bold CLOVER anymore.
Twainrdr 5 days ago
P-4: “I think you’re trying to figure out how to get a share of those winnings.”
Twainrdr 5 days ago
Alternate P-4: “I think I know how I got whisker-burn on my thighs.”
James St. John Smythe 5 days ago
P4 Gil: “Now that you’ve cooked, you’re going to clean?”
Irish53 5 days ago
P 4 (BtB): “…I think that the only thing you guys had in common, besides two stupid kids, is that you both like box…hahahaaaaaa…”
Ignatz Premium Member 5 days ago
“I think you ruined that woman’s life, and now you’re working on mine.”
Irish53 5 days ago
P 3: STFU Gil and stop bein’ such a whiny b***h
artegal 5 days ago
Lord knows the LPGA and other women’s sports are made up of only unmarried women who chose not to let a man dictate their actions.
tcayer 5 days ago
I guess married heterosexual women can’t win on the LPGA?
rpaul33 5 days ago
P4: “I think you’ve got a colony of ants infesting your chin.”
seismic-2 Premium Member 5 days ago
How long until Beth has to return to her bar tending job? It’s in Center City, isn’t it?
Jami Thorp 5 days ago
Hey, that’s the mug I made Dad for Father’s Day last year! It was hard to get the letters even and straight.
Well actually that was second one I made. The first one I spelled “DAD” wrong.Gil-doh! 5 days ago
P1.5 “I like scrambling your eggs, Beth.”
lemonbaskt 5 days ago
jun jun inma habbity cappy WHEREARE YOU
mstgator 5 days ago
P4: “Both of you are still the same age you were 60 years ago, so she still has just as much time to pursue her dreams as she ever did!”
Mopman 5 days ago
I’m not sure what she’s thinking now, but I’m thinking she going to be really píssed when she looks in the mirror and sees that Gil cut a circle out of her hair while she slept. And speaking of sleeping, don’t you sleep on today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/07/02/let-me-get-back-to-you-on-that/
Jarhead 5 days ago
Beth- You wanna know what I think?Gil_ What?Beth- I need my eggs scrambled with your sausage, right here on the table. Gil- Umm… What did you say?Beth- Never mind.
She throws the eggs at his head and storms out of the kitchen.
That kid with Marfan 5 days ago
Does Gil get the news about Emimily when he logged into his Prodigy account, and print it out? Or did he compose a song called "Clover Wins First Championship?
Irish53 5 days ago
At least HB moves some of his stories along, unlike Rex Morgan stories, that don’t go anywhere for weeks.
metals24 5 days ago
I don’t care what Beth thinks. What did Inma say about this?
gzitver 4 days ago
Is there any possible answer to Beth’s question in P3 than NO?
gzitver 4 days ago
And did the headline writer put Clover in boldface just to annoy Gil?
KazDojo 4 days ago
Is there … is there whiskey in these eggs?
noah3489 4 days ago
I think you need some WHOOPIE
Klubble 4 days ago
Good thing Gil doesn’t try to grow a full beard…goatee only option.
Klubble 4 days ago
Looks like Gil had a rough night…but that’s how Beth likes it.
That kid with Marfan 4 days ago
P4: “I think you need a Cleveland Steamer.”
mkultra25 4 days ago
Beth: You wanna know what I think? IDGAF. Now hurry up and eat those eggs, you’ll need all the energy you can get because I’m ready for another trip to Pound Town.