Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 20, 2024

“But tell me s’more so I can get the whole picture.”

No sticks, but they had chocolate and graham crackers!

Later he went into the hot chocolate.

And they stirred it with a swizzle stick

Now if they have graham crackers . . .

They have sticks! And they aren’t afraid to use them!

His father was the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man and cause of ‘Parental Figure Disorder’

At first I was wondering “What do sticks have to do with toilet paper?”. Then I got it. A bit slow today.

“But they said they were Proctologists!!!”

Marsha Marsha Marsha…

The crazed mob in Girl Scout uniforms with pikes and torches. Barrels of Grahm Crackers and crates of chocolate slabs! Ahhh! (Ok, I talked myself into it… off to the grocery store.) I may go Gormet and roll the roasted marshmallows in coconut flakes before squishing them onto the chocolate slabs. Sprinkles, maybe?

At least it’s not about some mushy romance . . .

Where the phrase “You got a stick up your *” came from?

They were saying they wanted to give me a roast.

Sticks and stones do more than break their bones

I want to hear smore about this incident

If he’s going insane, it might be marsh madness.

Then the graham crackers and chocolate were marched in.

Sharp straightened clothes hangers…

…or it could be, he’s as mad as a marsh hare.

oh just get in my coffee already

You’re just a big softy, they did away with burning at the stick at least 10 minutes ago.

“But we were standing in a marsh.”