Matt Wuerker for June 25, 2024

I run the risk of not getting to sleep from all the boiling-over anger at the antics of one of the debators.

I take it you mean the orange mass debater

You only need one thing: to vote blue across the board.

I am going to save myself from a massive amount of stress and aggravation because I already know that one debater is an orange asinine hot mess of lies.

How about just watching something on Netflix?

Okay, okay. It’s a Hobson’s choice. We get it.

But it’s still pretty simple. One should either vote for Biden or against Trump.

You left out the remote. Change the channel.

I only need one thing… the remote.

After the debate (assuming I survive the “take a drink every time Trump says something ignorant, illiterate, or incomprehensible” challenge) I plan to re-watch the “Game On” episode of “The West Wing” (www-imdb-com\title\tt0745624\characters\nm0000640) which involves a similar debate.

It’s time to bring in a relief pitcher, a young one who has been active doing his job, Mayor Pete? Budajudge has smarts, speaks well, has been effective cleaning up messes made by others.

Turns out, it didn’t help. Not one bit…