Mike Luckovich for June 27, 2024

My expectations can’t go any lower.

Expectaions should be lower.

Will Trump be able to string a coherent sentence together?

He’s setting himself up for a win no matter what happens. If Biden trounces him, it’s the fault of biased moderators… or because Biden’s on speed or because the questions are unfair. Or, if he actually comes across as presidential and effective, that’s a win too… as unlikely as I think that would be.

I think tRump has “stepped in it” and will “cut and run” when he sees he is being overwhelmed by a much smarter man who actually cares about our country!

What does that hand sign mean? And why is that hand so much bigger?

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here he is dancing limbo with the devil.

“No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands.”“You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can’t get it off your hand. So you keep it running for 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair.”“I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way.”

“I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. But they’re manufactured tremendous — if you’re into this — tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint — fumes are spewing into the air. Right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air, their air, everything — right?”

Will the Orange Felon even turn up? My money is on him bailing at the last minute to bask in the adulation of a half empty hall of cult members, whining it was all fixed, rigged against him, the making half a dozen verbal fails before claiming victory in the debate. Will CNN put Joe up on his own?

Cant go lower than 0

The only expectation is that Trump will continue to go lower.

He probably thinks he’s talking to a judge!

Hear the latest from the Orange Demon! He said He will cut funds to Education so he can give the Billionaires another Tax break,!

trumps expectations are so low that if he doesn’t fill his diapers he’ll call it a win.

Trump is struggling to flip a bird but his coordination is atrophying. All that evil is reaching critical mass.

Not only is today’s Republican Party wrong on every issue of our time, the man they choose to defend these positions is an absolute idiot. Blue Tsunami coming.

Joe better check to see if his wallet is still there after the debate.

Lying traitor criminal Trump is a total loser.

Grade School fight. I just hope trump shows his real self. If he does, he won’t be able to rebound.

Felon45 = BLOAT = Biggest Loser Of All Time. ;-D ;-D ;-D

Well, it looks like Trump has the ability to self assess. He’s had that stamp on his orange head since 2016.

I’m wondering if he really knows that when he will do something like that, the camera will focus instead on Biden or something besides his idiocy.

He will not appear for a debate (my prediction).

Is that tRump’s signal to MAGA that he’s about to lie again?

I expect the debate to occur as scheduled, because there’s no way Disaster Pumpkin is gonna pass up an opportunity to reach a national audience on TV (his preferred medium) without himself having to pay for the airtime. My question is whether either of the candidates will want to participate in the traditional pre-debate handshake ritual. Me, I wouldn’t want to touch the guy, and it would be totally fakey for either of them to pretend that this is all just civil in any context other than civil war.

We can’t uphold the permaculture ethic of People Care

without dismantling The Patriarchy.

Please keep in mind, while listening to tonight’s Biden trump Debate, trump was credited with over 30500 lies on his first 4 years in office

I predict that Trump will do something that will make CNN rue the day they didn’t go with my “$10,000 Question” locked isolation booth approach …

Trump is now saying because he is willing to take a drug test, but Biden is not, that’s proof that Biden will be on drugs.

Dem rips ‘delusional’ Republican who says Trump stored classified docs ‘in a safe manner’

“This is the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago with over a dozen boxes of national security secrets that were ‘stored in a safe manner,’” the lawmaker explained. “My friends, you are living on Fantasy Island. That’s where cults live, so that makes sense.”

He noted that Trump’s bathroom was “a mess.”

The President vs The Criminal

And it’s a capital letter which translates to “Yuge,ginormous” LOSER‼️

Does he have a mirror in front of him? He is so prescient.