Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 03, 2024

Life is a nude beach…

It’s been my experience that 95% of the people at nude beaches are people one would not want to see nude. Being 70 years old, 5 foot 7 and 215 pounds I’m one of them.

Move out of the USA, and you’ll immediately cut your weight in half. (Your waist is another matter, tough.)

I guess Jack Reacher has to go to the right.

Heels in the sand?

Is this in pounds or kilograms?

I always liked how, if you go by BMI, bodybuilders who are six feet tall and weigh 250 pounds are ‘obese.’

When you have a choice to try and capture some tail or a whale.

…..it is what’s up front that counts!!!!!

Built in flotation devices. :)

Ha! And if you’re shy, apply plenty of zinc oxide sunscreen!

The overweight people who’ve changed genders are trans fats.

Who wears high heels on the beach???

All the hunks are to the right then.

I prefer the sign on “Futurama”: “You must be at least this nude”

Any exceptions?

I would choose to go in whichever direction she goes….