Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 19, 2024

Works for me……….

well, Agnes… I suggest you move home to the dumpster – more convenient than finding stuff there and moving them around !

“….and half that was evicting the rats.”

My late brother-in-law often said, “Everyone wants a job (read paycheck), but no one wants to work!” Too true!

EXECUTIVE MATERIAL

I sure wouldn’t sit in it, I’d worry that all it’s crevices would be filled with little bugs from the dumpster—like earwigs. UGH!

She could get a TV, but that would mean totally giving up

If you’re going to do nothing, do it in style.

She could have a job moving La-Z-Boys around for lazy boys.

A future in junk removal. :)

check underneath the cushions for cash, could be your lucky day!

Aaaaaaah . . . NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!! “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

Agnes is my ideal coworker…

Ah, Trout! Once you enter the working world you’ll realize most of the people who have an office don’t have any work to do.

okay, so she found a chair instead of a parasol… ☺

like agnes, i always found the office to be the best place to nap…