Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 12, 2024

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    that’s not him, officer. that’s the beer.

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    Lock him in the “boot”!

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    I would have made him put a lip lock on the stem and fill them up again. But blowing a .08 in the tire might make the van float.

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    Police van vandal!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least he lowered the floors. It would be then easier for him to get in. And since the van can’t move, he then wouldn’t be going to the cells.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Crack him in the head with your billy club, then he can ride to jail in a car.

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    CorkLock  4 months ago

    Walking is better Andy than an 8 minute kneel on the neck. Sing us a song. I’m Walkin’-Fats Domino.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    It needed a warning sign.

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    Hatter  4 months ago

    Make him re-air the tyres with a bicycle pump.

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    joannesshadow  4 months ago

    My father’s uncle was a cop. We were in Ireland and met some people from their hometown. One guy told Dad that when he was a teenager, he and his friends annoyed Uncle Frank, then took off. Frank got out of his new cruiser and left the engine running to chase after them. Some of the kids doubled back to the car. It was winter, and they filled the back seat with snow, cranked up the heat, and locked the doors. That’s not a story Uncle Frank ever talked about!

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    DarkHorseSki  4 months ago

    Seriously? Is that how they spell “tires”?

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    ekke  4 months ago

    It sure looks like they’re headed right for the canal!

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    teachteed23  4 months ago

    Sure hope the badge can swim — that’s the ca

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    teachteed23  4 months ago

    Sorry — that’s the canal two steps in front of Andy.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    The goes Andy pokin’ the bear. Maybe Flo’s mum is staying over and needs a place to stay.

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    rodjen1  4 months ago

    What’s a “tyre”?

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    anncorr339  4 months ago

    Sounds like Andy..a

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    anncorr339  4 months ago

    Sounds like something Andy would do

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    If he had not been drinking, he would have let them up?

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    tad1  4 months ago

    I was going to post that this sounds like something Andy would do, but I see someone else has beaten me to it.

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    That trick backfired worse than a potato in the muffler.

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