The hairless beach apes look like those hot dogs on the rollers of many convenience stores: burned dry, constantly rolling, and completely inedible. At lease the hot dogs had more hair on them…
Maybe try taking a page out of that one comic of “The Far Side”, where a shark was yelling “Bear!” to get people to run into the water, and then it would be easy pickings.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
A real smorgasbord.
Pet about 1 month ago
Good thing…….
(she says remembering the 80’s)Tweener Premium Member about 1 month ago
The hairless beach apes look like those hot dogs on the rollers of many convenience stores: burned dry, constantly rolling, and completely inedible. At lease the hot dogs had more hair on them…
CaveCat87 about 1 month ago
Maybe try taking a page out of that one comic of “The Far Side”, where a shark was yelling “Bear!” to get people to run into the water, and then it would be easy pickings.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Hawthorn squatted down. I hope he’s not doing what I THINK he’s doing.
Diat60 about 1 month ago
So, if a beach ape goes into the water I hope I’m right in assuming Sherman Shark will just give them a good scare?
MichiganMitten about 1 month ago
I bet not all the beach apes are hairless.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
But they had VHS and Super 8 movies, then, so….