Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 31, 2024

Buy a bible with a copy of the American flag on the cover and the lyrics to a grating country song.

Peer pressure or Peter pressure?

Can he get a refund?

I’ll be sure to pack a few extra bills in my pocket!!!

If you can’t take it with you, what are you supposed to tip with?

And if you can take it with you, does it help when you’re at your final destination?

Tells you everything you need to know about religion

This is the true cause of inflation – tipping.

Enough with the tipping jokes, please.

Er, maybe this is the wrong Heaven.

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.” (Billy Joel)

Depending on how the tip structure is set up, they sometimes lose. I had a son who worked as waitstaff and he did well, but he also got stiffed a lot more than people realize. So I tend to over tip (I can afford it) to make up for these slugs.

Also we have some places in town where the food is relatively cheap. Just because the food is cheap, it doesn’t mean that the service is.

One would think the boss pays enough so the employees would not be dependent on tips.

No pressure!!!!!

My tip: Add some excitement to this place and you might get some more billionaires

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

Come on, indulgence me a little.

“Tithe”. It’s called a tithe.

The best tip to leave would be 42 dollars.

probly best not to go cheap!

He was told he couldn’t take it with him

If you “can’t take it with you”, what is he suppose to tip with?