Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 03, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

    Sounds like a long, drawn out eulogy

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    That’s stretching it.

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    SHIVA  3 months ago

    I’ve read that would happen if you fall into a black hole!!!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    We’re all here to say, so looooooooonnnngggg, Hank!

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    A# 466  3 months ago

    Right up there with Blaine’s story about the remarkable ram …

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Just because Hank went through the extruder machine and ended up the way he did, in the shape he was, doesn’t mean that he had to be left that way.

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    Bellboy  3 months ago

    Pity the pallbearers and gravediggers!

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Hanks new nickname: Stretch

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Couldn’t he have been folded?

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the guy who fell int the lens grinding machine.

    He made a big spectacle of himself.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    Then there was the guy who got fired for sticking his thingy into the pickle slicer..

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    I’ll remember him whenever I eat my favorite breakfast cereal

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    FireAnt_Hater  3 months ago

    That’s horrible.

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    MichiganMitten  3 months ago

    Ew.

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    Norris66  3 months ago

    Hank had quite the lengthy career.

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Going to be a long service. Will need extra pallbearers too.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Hank specified cremation but it’s that kind of company.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Raise your hand if you had to Google “Extruder Machine” – don’t act like it’s just me!

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    so long, hank…

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    Claymore Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the funeral scene from one episode of Northern Exposure. One of the town’s residents was hit by a falling satellite, but the heat of re-entry fused them together making it impossible to separate them. The remains had to be buried, but the casket had all sorts of antennas and things poking out at all different angles. The entire funeral party eventually broke down in laughter.

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