Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 17, 2024

He’s a blues whale.

He’s about to go Moby on her!

“Willy, the Operatic Whale,” Disney, 1946

Well he also suing you for advertising yours spa as whaleness therapy.

lawyer up…

Love the little hat!

You’ll have a whale of a lawsuit on your hands!!

Okay, it’s lame, but it’s all I had! ツ

Oh, whale, indeed!

Whale … it is a breach of the copyright laws

“What law does that violate? We’ll need a detailed cetacean.”

So… That’s Moby!

She’s playing those sounds that on porpoise …!

He must be a copy”right whale”.

Well, sir, it’s our Patent Office against your Patent Office, and we don’t believe yours can hold water, because it’s too dense compared to our fresh version.

Shouldn’t that “lawyer” be a…“shark”?

Ha, love it.

Free usage, free Willy! So go blow it out yer spout!

Would it krill you to pay him what he deserves?

Back in 2013 I was given a CD of different sounds that would supposedly help mask tinnitus. One of the recordings was the songs of humpback whales.

That sound must be a whale of a whale’s wail.

Whale on and cry me a river.

20sec sample is allowed under current law.