Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 02, 2024

And watch out for the dangerous side effects…..

And don’t wander too far from the bathroom.

Is anyone fact-checking the directions?

No grapefruit juice.

How full?

Well, with brother Cosmo, a full stomach is never a problem.

As a pharmacist, my Dad sometimes added instructions for people. One of my favorites was “Make sure you’re sitting down when you take those.”

That’s the problem with sleeping pills.

When you wake them up, they get really nasty.

That’s actually a thing. Just like when you’re in the hospital and the nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.

Syrup of Epicack.

My dog’s meds say “Canine”, then has instructions to not operate heavy machinery and to not drink alcoholic beverages.

The Perfesser has died and gone to Heaven!!!

Diet pills instructions: “Take one pill a day—and DON’T eat anything else!”

I dislike the ones that can’t be taken too close together – one with each meal [thankfully off of them]. What if you are trying to keep your weight down but all your daytime pills must be taken with food and you’re not really that hungry.? I only have one empty stomach one that I take in the middle of the night.

I hope the prescriptions weren’t too expensive.

Place an order for take out from your favorite restaurant before leaving the pharmacy.