Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2024

The rain doesn’t fall there either. Dark as a dungeon, though.

They are going to be getting a lot of comments from vampires. Which is fine – at this company, nobody with a soul need apply.

Do cell phones work underground?

That also happens to be the future office of anybody that makes a suggestion.

I’m sure that somewhere, sometime, a proctologist has made the sun shine there so he could get a better look.

The best advice I ever got was don’t cosy up to the boss, cosy up to their EA.

Stick it up your … coal mine.

That’s that Discworld valley over in Slice, isn’t it?

At once reigning King and Dunce of Intended Invective.

Why is he talking funny?

The budget overrun will be an eye opener. Just the environmental impact study and OSHA training … yikes! But he had one job, so… git ’er done.

That expression always did seem a little odd to me. What if one should moon the sun? Only takes once to debunk “never.”

They could save time by not putting a bottom on the box and instead install it over a circular file.

This looks like a comic strip worthy of posting on a bulletin board at the office. :)

Ummmm, is that a hammer sticking out of his pants, or is he just happy to be there?

I’m pretty sure that that phone doesn’t have service down there.

“I didn’t say ‘the suggestion box’. I said ‘Your suggestion’.”

THIS is a perfect example of a DOGROBBER!

malicious compliance???

As Oscar Wilde once wrote – ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence’. I’m not sure who got the gong for being more sarcastic (or for that matter, intelligent), the manager who told him where to shove the suggestion box, or the worker who took him at his word …

Be sure to use a lanyard or it’s a trip to the E.R.

The boss is giving his employees the shaft.

If he still has cellphone coverage he’s not deep enough. Anyway, in mines you should be using explosion-proof wired phones.