Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 27, 2024

The book deal is with MacMafia Publishing.

An offer they couldn’t refuse.

You’ll be rich, but you will have to live in Slapout, Alabama in witness protection!

Packed the jury with publishers?

New Mexico prosecutors: “If you find Mr. Baldwin guilty, I will sign my book for you.”

He’s from the law firm of Schlip, Tripp, Fawl, Doowey, Cheatum, & Howe, LLC.

Which side is the lawyer on again? He just told them the client is guilty.

John Grisham between releases.

Must be Todd Blanche

It looks to me as if waitingin the hallway after his client is found guilty might be bad for his health, courtesy of his client’s “friends and associates”.

His publishing helps pay for the cases he loses

yes, just let me get your name and address first… of course my client would have no interest in that.

PENN and TELLER

PEN and TELLER

And a campaign event…?

“I’ll also be accepting donations for his House campaign.”

Book deal for who ? Himself? his client? Some of the Jurors ?

What conflict of interest?

Forget the legal fees – he’s on a winner no matter what the outcome.

You know he’s fair. He said ‘if’.

Melania’s new book—-400 pages of mascara tips

The first thing we do is give all the lawyers laryngitis….