Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 15, 2024

Pay attention, Ralph. If she goes bowling often, you could buy her a pair of bowling shoes that don’t have the size on the back for the next gift giving occasion.

Cool name for the alley.

Size 10…that’s about size 41 here. That’s some big feet. Mine are a 7 and in some shoes 6,5.

Do women really worry about something like this?

Good Answer, Ralph!!

But don’t worry about the foot fungus growing in there from all the other people who stuck their swamp feet in those things!!!

Nice one Ralph!

Then think about buying your own. They do not have the size on the outside. I have had my own shoes since I was 12.

Spare me!

Ooooooh, Ralph!! That was SMOOTH!! VERY well played!

She’s in good company. Runway models tend to have large feet. I was told once by a modeling director at the Barbizon Agency that it helps prevent tip-overs on the runway. I was never sure that was true but it does seem to make a kind of sense.

Ralphs getting lucky tonight once that remark sinks in.

He doesn’t generally like to brag about her being a perfect 10, but this was the perfect time.

Aww!

I know that feeling even wearing a size 9. On top of that, they are flat…like seal flippers. (Yes, btw, I am a very good swimmer!). LOL

Nice recovery, Ralph. We just went “glow bowling” in Big Bear with our grandkiddos. It was fun!

Back when I bowled I would always get the men’s shoes. Ten in women’s is eight in men’s. Sill a bigger number than my sister’s size 5, but then she is 5’3" (and a half, can’t forget that!), while I am 5’7".

Anyone remember the King of the Hill episode where Peggy accidentally becomes a foot p0rn star?

Good answer Ralph

We’ll have to change her name. Instead of calling her honeybunch, well call her bigfoot.

oh Ralph, you schmoozer

Is that a ten in baby shoes? They don’t look long enough to be a 10 but I like how he turned it around and made it a compliment that any woman would love to hear!

I dated a lady with size 10 shoes years ago. She had great balance. Never saw her fall over.

Next time try to Nathan Lanes.

Sweet!

Okay that was surprisingly smooth for Ralph.

Big foot, big mouth, big ego- she’s a balance of horror.