Strange Brew by John Deering for July 10, 2024

Let “Javawockey” do it.

Now, before we get started, does anybody know what a varmint is?

Does anyone have to go to the bathroom?

I don’t “hydrate”, I drink water; I don’t “relate narratives,” I tell stories.

“Hang ’im, boys.”

And where is Kingdom Come anyway?

Translation: Hydrated = likkered up.

I hope someone remembers to bring a $#!+load of dimes.

Are we there yet?

“And, Luke… ‘Hit the trail’ is a colloquial metaphor. Don’t hit Mark every time I say it!”

Harry Chapin’s ‘On the road to Kingdom Come’ LP is one of my favorites.

Yes.

The first one who says “Are we there yet?” gets shot. :)

Yikes! I see plenty of bathroom breaks ahead!

Before we leave, does anyone have to use the outhouse?