Garfield by Jim Davis for August 06, 2024

Cover your webcam with tape now Jon!!!

Smash that phone!

Shut up Siri

Never trust Siri.

My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house?

I looked her dead in the eye and said, “the decepticons”.

She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.

Somebody once told me that the government could spy on me through my cell phone. So every once in a while I pick it up and ask: “Are you bored yet?”

From A.I. to “AIEEE!”

Kill it with fire.

A very smart phone

Put on your zoot suit and get your accordion and entertain them.

Just keep an eye out for the black vans parked in your street………….

No, your phone isn’t spying on you, but nearly every single app you have on it is.

Run and be very afraid.

We have Alexa. Every once in a while, the wife and I will be discussing a certain subject and the next thing I know there are ad’s for it on my computer. Coincidence? I think not.

It’s not spying on you… It’s just selling your location and browsing preferences to retailers.

Not the same at all.

Well… maybe.

But Jon he give you free cookies see.

He forgot to hang up after mom called.

John Prine was correct…

The phone wants to know everything about Garfield’s recent prank.

The scariest bit is his phone was off at the time…

Oh, great, Pal is alive and well. Quick, get a glass of water!

We have replaced God with technology…and from here on out, we pay a terrible price….

Mine was but it gets bored and turns itself off!

That means the TV might also be spying on them

All that stuff is spying on us. Mention something and an ad will show up on your social media.

Not to worry, Jon. You’re too boring.

Maybe the phone could help Jon anticipate all of Garfield’s tricks in order to get back at him.

Trust me … It’s not spying … It’s only looking out for your welfare.

Your cell phone company cares about you.

Your government only cares about you.

How prescient! I just had this conversation with my daughter yesterday. In 2008 she came home from high school and said our phones were listening to us. I asked her why she thought anyone would listen to average people’s conversations. About 10 years ago I realized she was right! This is not new.

TV remotes also. The ones you talk to.

Why would a Phone spy a jerk like you?

If it’s not Alexa spying on me it’s Siri. On occasion my Apple Watch starts talking hearing my conversation. Just wait until AI takes over and suddenly Skynet becomes very real along with Hal

It does monitor for certain keywords, that’s how it knows to answer when you say “hey Google” We have had incidents where we are discussing some item we need. Then later we miraculously start receiving ads for that item.

Get the hammer

Now he’s gotta more money on phone security. Sigh.

I say the same about Alexa,

This could be a good story line.

yo, what? the government is COMING!!! 10/10

I couldn’t care less.,.At least someone is watching me, I just hope they don’t die laughing.

Cheap Trick’s Dream Police was prophetic!

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean it’s not true!

That would be even funnier if there wasn’t so much truth to it.

(senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being continued (or serialized))

LOL :)

The phone’s just keeping track of those pizza orders, Jon. Nothing to worry about!

That’s TikTok for ya

“I’m spying on Garfield. Nobody cares about you.”

That was disturbing.

okay scary

Jon your phone is spying on you

youtube. COM/watch?v=_OgMQlLsQek&t=30s

Turns out that Trojan was a Pegasus!

THROW IT TO ABU DHABI

Okay now THAT is scary

only Liz can debug that bug.

Of course the phone’s spying on him!