DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for July 18, 2024

I don’t mind lifting weights, just wondering why they have to be so heavy. ;^)

Carrying a grudge is the only exercise some people get.

My doctor said, “Start with 5-pound weights, and go from there.” I did, and now I’m down to 1-pound weights. Wonder if that’s what she meant?

I’m surprised he’s not on the phone to a lawyer to sue the maker of the weights.

I did one push up and my shoulders put me on the shelf for months.

Why would he do ANYTHING for Mamet???