F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 20, 2024

Sensitivity: A+. Social context perspective: F.

You’ve been so absorbed with your Barbie’s that you’ve been avoiding what’s really important!

Star wars fan, superman fan?

When your world is at the whim of creative writers and illustrators. On rough pulpy paper. Printed with a color off register.

He never seems to want to talk about the speed force or kryptonite.

I think she just wants to fly away

He is very perceptive. Hopefully he will now shut up about superheros.

She was complaining that he didn’t express his emotions enough

Sounds like a conversation a “republican” would have if he ever got tired of touting the “glorys” of Trump…

It’s long been my belief that Superman flies and the Flash runs by the same mechanism – bending space-time. Which also explains their ability to time travel. And how they can both carry people at super high speeds without having them burn up from friction.

I can see Kal-El and Kara Zor-El coming from a heavy gravity planet to a lighter gravity planet and having super strength and the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound from the change in gravity, but I have never understood how they could engage in controlled sustained flight.

Over the years, many have suggested that superheroes fly due to super-flatulence, but somehow that doesn’t seem to come up in the fan discussions like this one…

It’s anti-gravitons.

Why is she even still sitting there?

“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science” Futurama

Could Superman write a comic book so dense even he couldn’t read it with x-ray vision?

Maybe I should just gather up my toy dinosaurs and go home.