Jay Leno’s first joke was uttered in grammar school. Teacher says: “People were very cruel in the days of Robin Hood. They used to boil people in oil.” Leno raises his hand and says, “But they couldn’t boil Tuck. He was a friar.”
To raise funds, the monastery started selling fish & chips. A wagging customer asked a brother, “Are you the fish friar?” “No, I’m the chip monk.” – Source forgotten. Maybe “The Wizard of Id.”
Ivy Valory Premium Member 3 months ago
Oh, My, Stars! Guffawing so hard!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 3 months ago
Offenders⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄Assemble!
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
He looks like he just made Marian.
enigmamz 3 months ago
…and METHODISTS!!
That’s Headly!!!
sandpiper 3 months ago
Grooaannn
The Orange Mailman 3 months ago
Ernie needs a smaller outhouse than most, so a little John.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
More fun than a barrel of monks!
walstib Premium Member 3 months ago
Jay Leno’s first joke was uttered in grammar school. Teacher says: “People were very cruel in the days of Robin Hood. They used to boil people in oil.” Leno raises his hand and says, “But they couldn’t boil Tuck. He was a friar.”
ddjg 3 months ago
Excruciating!
Doug K 3 months ago
Do you want delivery? Or do you want them to go?
uniquename 3 months ago
Yes, and maybe a Little John too.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t forget Sherwood Forrest.
Gordo4ever 3 months ago
Well turned, Thaves, well turned….
ChessPirate 3 months ago
“And don’t forget Will Scarlet!”
“Will Scarlet what?”
“What’s on Second, what the Tuck are you talking about?”
InTraining Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t forget the apple….!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
“ Would you like a forest guide?”
“ Sherwood.”
Robert Wilson Premium Member 3 months ago
A footpad is a highwayman who doesn’t have a horse. I knew that it was someone larcenous but had to look up the exact definition.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Oo de lally! What a strip!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago
Yes! Supersized!!
pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago
G R O A N — LOLOL
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
Tuck in your friars!
hogcabin77 3 months ago
Sweet potato friars please?
norphos 3 months ago
Good pun!
j.l.farmer 3 months ago
I had to look up what a cutpurse was…a pickpocket or a thief!! Interesting. I learn something new every day from the comics!!!
gcarlson 3 months ago
To raise funds, the monastery started selling fish & chips. A wagging customer asked a brother, “Are you the fish friar?” “No, I’m the chip monk.” – Source forgotten. Maybe “The Wizard of Id.”
Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago
and that’s how Robin kept his men merry!!
comixbomix 3 months ago
Ah…what the Tuck