Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 20, 2024

What’s that smell?

Pepto bismol perhaps

Dude… what’re ya going on about? Lemme Google budget… Whoa! I’m out.

Yes, “bloated”, and do something about that ear.

Will he do his Le Petomane’s performances?

He belongs to the Pull My Finger party, whose slogan is “How do you spell relief?”