Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 19, 2024

yeah, Flo. This is a hybrid system. He’s the inspiration for a new generation of submarines.

Nutrition is important, beer is full of B-vitamins

Put a plug in it….

He should’ve tried that on land first.

And after all these years, you’d think Flo would keep closer tabs on her purse!

One must learn to improvise in such a situation.

Silly Andy. Doesn’t he know that it’s dangerous to drink and dive?

And the beer bong is born

Drowning in beer, how poetic.

Take heart, Flo. There seems to be a lot more morons out there who fancy themselves geniuses.

Andy still has it!

It’s a beer funnel without the “fun” part

As one of my professors in graduate school said: “Anyone who thinks they have made something completely foolproof has totally underestimated the ingenuity of a complete fool.”

Early on, Andy learned from bad experiences with unscrupulous bar mates not to use the phrase “Hold my beer” and developed a technique for drinking beer no matter what else he was doing, even if it was risky. Andy defines “risky” as “a possibility to spill my beer”.

That’s definitely a new one!

If at first you don’t succeed…….in this case do not try again……

God must love idiots, he makes so many of them.

And thank you Flo for not wearing a bikini.

Full marks to G.&G. for a new and novel gag!

First beer of the arc!

Taaaa dummmp, taaaa dummmp!

It will all go up his “big” nose!

Snorkeling while drunk. Andy had better hope there aren’t any sharks nearby.

Leave it to Sndy

Leave it to Andy

I thought he drank ale?