Mr Employer needs to re-study his math with Andy
Andy’s quick to figure out how NOT to get the job.
He’s a professional interviewer. A government employee, no less.
a Sunday double highlighting Andy’s effort to avoid effort!
Same way he plays the ponys.
“Joyeux Jour de Bastille” to those on the other side of the Channel.
The odds of Andy getting what he really wants stays at 100 per cent!
That IS the job, Vicar.
Andy better watch out. The hiring manager might think he is very confident and might be the attitude they are looking for.
Andy starts out with a hundred to one chance of getting a job but makes it much, much less likely.
This would be funny… If it wasn’t so true…
If he were to get a job, I’m sure he’d be fired before the first day was over. His fallback strategy.
A certain percentage of employment openings posted in online sites are really phishing scams to get your personal information. Don’t forget that.
There are a lot of jobs like that where hundreds apply for one position but then you also see out there bunches of “now hiring” signs.
Seems like a lot of work, Andy. I wonder how he would react if he found out he has a job of sorts.
More like 1 in a million since he never really tries during the interview, and has no qualifications or work history.
Besides being always lazy, Andy is sometimes honest.
I’d love to see Andy start getting jobs. He must know how to do something and mess up a whole lot of other things.
Didn’t know you can pluralize herring
The only job Andy would serious pursue is that of a beer taster. That, or mattress tester.
At some point we learned Andy’s actual profession was as a sign painter, not sure how long that lasted.
Another job interview successfully marked off.
Like the odds of his horse winning a race.
Based on Andy’s system…he actually does well!
As long as the dole pays better than the jobs in cash and benefits, this will not change.
A hundred people want a job at Henry’s Herrings? That sounds fishy.
Does a rabbit groomer comb your hare?
Andy better be ready to work! And smell like herring!
I like that sign outside the Job Centre for Ferret Trainers and Rabbit Groomers.
At this point, he needs to be sure the interviewer knows he is hard of herring. :)
Why is the vicar’s collar on sideways? Did Andy make his head spin again.
Face it Andy only wants to live on the dole
He’s what we in Australia call a lazy good for nothing bludger. That’s about the worst insult down here
July 08, 2017
seanfear 5 months ago
Mr Employer needs to re-study his math with Andy
rekam Premium Member 5 months ago
Andy’s quick to figure out how NOT to get the job.
thevideostoreguy 5 months ago
He’s a professional interviewer. A government employee, no less.
ronaldspence 5 months ago
a Sunday double highlighting Andy’s effort to avoid effort!
Jayalexander 5 months ago
Same way he plays the ponys.
snsurone76 5 months ago
“Joyeux Jour de Bastille” to those on the other side of the Channel.
Botulism Bob 5 months ago
The odds of Andy getting what he really wants stays at 100 per cent!
enigmamz 5 months ago
That IS the job, Vicar.
TonyB. 5 months ago
Andy better watch out. The hiring manager might think he is very confident and might be the attitude they are looking for.
Calvinist1966 5 months ago
Andy starts out with a hundred to one chance of getting a job but makes it much, much less likely.
A Common 'tator 5 months ago
This would be funny… If it wasn’t so true…
mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago
If he were to get a job, I’m sure he’d be fired before the first day was over. His fallback strategy.
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
A certain percentage of employment openings posted in online sites are really phishing scams to get your personal information. Don’t forget that.
Ron Dunn Premium Member 5 months ago
There are a lot of jobs like that where hundreds apply for one position but then you also see out there bunches of “now hiring” signs.
The Orange Mailman 5 months ago
Seems like a lot of work, Andy. I wonder how he would react if he found out he has a job of sorts.
AZCoyote 5 months ago
More like 1 in a million since he never really tries during the interview, and has no qualifications or work history.
rshive 5 months ago
Besides being always lazy, Andy is sometimes honest.
platinumboy7 5 months ago
I’d love to see Andy start getting jobs. He must know how to do something and mess up a whole lot of other things.
win.45mag 5 months ago
Didn’t know you can pluralize herring
ladykat 5 months ago
The only job Andy would serious pursue is that of a beer taster. That, or mattress tester.
SofaKing Premium Member 5 months ago
At some point we learned Andy’s actual profession was as a sign painter, not sure how long that lasted.
cuzinron47 5 months ago
Another job interview successfully marked off.
jconnors3954 5 months ago
Like the odds of his horse winning a race.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 months ago
Based on Andy’s system…he actually does well!
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
As long as the dole pays better than the jobs in cash and benefits, this will not change.
tad1 5 months ago
A hundred people want a job at Henry’s Herrings? That sounds fishy.
PaulGoes 5 months ago
Does a rabbit groomer comb your hare?
kathleenhicks62 5 months ago
Andy better be ready to work! And smell like herring!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
I like that sign outside the Job Centre for Ferret Trainers and Rabbit Groomers.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
At this point, he needs to be sure the interviewer knows he is hard of herring. :)
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
Why is the vicar’s collar on sideways? Did Andy make his head spin again.
anncorr339 4 months ago
Face it Andy only wants to live on the dole
aussie399 Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’s what we in Australia call a lazy good for nothing bludger. That’s about the worst insult down here