Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 14, 2024

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    Mr Employer needs to re-study his math with Andy

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Andy’s quick to figure out how NOT to get the job.

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    thevideostoreguy  4 months ago

    He’s a professional interviewer. A government employee, no less.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    a Sunday double highlighting Andy’s effort to avoid effort!

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    Same way he plays the ponys.

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    “Joyeux Jour de Bastille” to those on the other side of the Channel.

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    Botulism Bob  4 months ago

    The odds of Andy getting what he really wants stays at 100 per cent!

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    That IS the job, Vicar.

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    TonyB.  4 months ago

    Andy better watch out. The hiring manager might think he is very confident and might be the attitude they are looking for.

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    Andy starts out with a hundred to one chance of getting a job but makes it much, much less likely.

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    A Common 'tator  4 months ago

    This would be funny… If it wasn’t so true…

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    If he were to get a job, I’m sure he’d be fired before the first day was over. His fallback strategy.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    A certain percentage of employment openings posted in online sites are really phishing scams to get your personal information. Don’t forget that.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 4 months ago

    There are a lot of jobs like that where hundreds apply for one position but then you also see out there bunches of “now hiring” signs.

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    Seems like a lot of work, Andy. I wonder how he would react if he found out he has a job of sorts.

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    AZCoyote  4 months ago

    More like 1 in a million since he never really tries during the interview, and has no qualifications or work history.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Besides being always lazy, Andy is sometimes honest.

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    platinumboy7  4 months ago

    I’d love to see Andy start getting jobs. He must know how to do something and mess up a whole lot of other things.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Didn’t know you can pluralize herring

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    The only job Andy would serious pursue is that of a beer taster. That, or mattress tester.

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    SofaKing  4 months ago

    At some point we learned Andy’s actual profession was as a sign painter, not sure how long that lasted.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Another job interview successfully marked off.

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    Like the odds of his horse winning a race.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Based on Andy’s system…he actually does well!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    As long as the dole pays better than the jobs in cash and benefits, this will not change.

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    tad1  4 months ago

    A hundred people want a job at Henry’s Herrings? That sounds fishy.

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    PaulGoes  4 months ago

    Does a rabbit groomer comb your hare?

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    Andy better be ready to work! And smell like herring!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    I like that sign outside the Job Centre for Ferret Trainers and Rabbit Groomers.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    At this point, he needs to be sure the interviewer knows he is hard of herring. :)

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Why is the vicar’s collar on sideways? Did Andy make his head spin again.

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    anncorr339  4 months ago

    Face it Andy only wants to live on the dole

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    aussie399 Premium Member 24 days ago

    He’s what we in Australia call a lazy good for nothing bludger. That’s about the worst insult down here

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