Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 17, 2024

Going up?

But not the 13th.

The ceiling!!!

Opposite of down?

I think he knows Horace

A button can get depressed.

That’s pretty low.

What’s up? … The ceiling. What’s up? … the sky. What’s up? … Your IQ?

Inflation – and it never goes down

“What’s Up?”

“I’m feeling Down.”

“Well, we have an Open Door Policy here.”

“It’s an Emergency!”

“Close Door on your way out.”

“Twoodle-Do!”

“That’s One way of looking at it…”

A priest walks into a bar. Bartender: What’s up? Priest: Heaven!

I’m down with that.

The Muzak drove it to drink …!

The “Close door” button isn’t even connected.

All the buttons above the lobby.

Scene from Cheers:

Woody (to Norm): “What’s up, Mr. Peterson?”

Norm: “My nipples. It’s freezing out there!”