The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 16, 2024

And maybe for a discount?

Sure they will.

One of our laundromats has a dog wash. Sign on it says only for pets………….

Maybe, at a much higher rate.

They may even do you.

This is what is called a “dog’s life”.

Kewpie has been missing for a long time

How much for Mother Gargle?

Sign me up too!

sure, for the right price.

maybe they could work a two-fer deal…

or momma’s scaredy pup… who sounds like your murdering him when your really not. :D

And Kewpie is thinking: Can we go for a walk. When we got home I smelled a big pile of stink with my name on it!

I doubt Wilberforce is that slovenly. I think he might only need a dousing with the water hose.

Why do I often see Kewpie wearing a vest with his name? Does he not remember his name and if not does the family often forget his name?

Hello Kewpie. Long time no see. Cost me 70 to get my truck washed and vacuumed/cleaned inside. I only made 76 dollars a month in 1964 when I joined the Air Force. $64 after taxes and other deductions. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Who said it’s a dog eat world?

Maybe the groomer would give the old battle axe a haircut and restyle?

Hey, she smiled……….

Probably not, Brutus.

☺️☺️

How about taking Mother Gargoyle there. If anyone would profit from a makeover it’s her!

There is not enough money in the world to care for Mother Gargle

Yeah, and how much for Hurricane Hattie! She could use it, too.

Cheap at twice the price for him or you cold just have him walk through the car wash. Might only cost you $10 and that includes the blow dry ….

I’d like to know where a grooming place does all that for $40.00. Our groomer got so expensive, I do it on my own. Only I don’t do her nails, her vet does that. She hates me touching her feet.