The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 20, 2024

Gross! I would know that because I used to do it.

That does bring back memories. I still have that taste in mouth.

It’s for those aliens coming from Vega.

Hattie, you are a caution!

It’s made By vegans not made With vegan ingredients. Truth in advertising.

I used to chew mine, but I grew out of it.

Kale flavored to discourage biting your nails.

I suppose it would be slightly better than eating paste.

Or ever suck their thumb.

What’s polished in Vegan stays in Vegan.

It also says “No vegans were harmed in the testing of this product.”

Biting ones nails is the most minor case of self-cannibalization.

makes sense to me… gross though, not like I’m one to talk. :J

Reminds me of the time I saw organic cigarettes at the store. Yes, you read that right, ORGANIC cigarettes! For the health conscience smoker.

My niece is a vegan (I think). She might want to try it.

Perhaps water soluble as an emergency breath freshener? Awkward to be caught sucking your fingertips at classy restaurant.

Makes as much sense as anything else these days.

Well , what else ?

I prefer the gluten free, no sugar, diet polish.

nailed it!

Put a vegan label on it and you can raise the price by at least 60%. Those vaganites are a sucker for labeling.

Best reason I’ve heard so far…..

and under that, it has the California cancer warning

Obviously so trendy Vegans can brag to their friends.

More than a tad extreme to this meatatarian! Btw you two had better get away from Mom’s war painting station before she catches you!

That’s a better answer than I could come up with.

I figured it was just a marketing ploy, putting vegan or organic on the label automatically makes it a better selling product.

Just think, anybody who chews their nails could be consider to be a cannibal.

For once they both make sense. What happened?

That makes perfect sense to me!

The modern world…I hope it’s gluten free also.