Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 08, 2024

Small: Call her “Lambie Pie”. Large: No “defib” this far out.

Works either way.

Panel 1: Choose the liver. She’ll never know the difference.

Panel 2: Someone above mentioned a defibrillator, but that’s needed at the meat counter.

1. … is venison supposed to smell like pork!

2. Nope, nope he didn’t have a heart attack… but ya did scare the crap out of it!

I once gave a squirrel the hiccups. It leaped in the air and then ran off, hiccuping, through the woods. My dad was yelling for me to reload and running after it, but I was too busy laughing.

Panel 2: That counts!

oh deer…

You can’t fool mother nature….she’ll know by the taste, you fool!

Ssssssh! Wait for it…..

Both work.

Throw me a fish while I’m in here. If I’m going to lie I might as well go all the way.

Son: What’s veni?

Wow, Dick Cheney has been busy this week.

Still counts……

1 Bologna is seldom confused for venison.2 No, he’s ok – he’s just laughing.

1: Get ground and you can call it anything.

2: Looks like you scared the black jelly beans out of it.

Deerly beloved, we are gathered here today…

Caption 2: Maybe it wanted to give its cardiac a rest.

No stag party for these two.

second panel: even though it’s old, still good for burgers, sausage, and jerky!

And tell Mom that thing slung over your shoulder is skinny guitar.

He went GAAAK! instead of Quack. The plummet into the icy water might have finished the job. (They seem to often drop into a very very cold marsh. )

Hubby would go bird hunting with his lab. She would get bored and “hunt” for herself, gently picking up turtles and bringing them to him. She would spend the afternoon collecting the turtles and keeping them in one space. When hubby was ready to give up he’d tell her to put the turtles back where she found them and one by one she would.

Taste’s like chicken….as always………….Did it have a DNR???

being shot at would do it!

Winning ugly is still winning.