Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2024

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    eromlig  4 months ago

    “The place is so crowded that nobody goes there anymore.” (Do I even need to attribute that quote?)

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just slather oil over yourselves and you’ll fit right in

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    momofalex7  4 months ago

    Yep, standing room only.

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Just bought some sardines packed in Louisiana Hot Sauce. The can said made in Poland. There must be a contingent of American Southerners in the Port of Gdansk.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    If every second one of them were turned upside down more can fit in there.

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    makinen6602  4 months ago

    i would not eat that

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    They swam all the way from Sardinia.

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    SofaKing Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sardines were in my lunch box every day, my doctor encouraged them. A co-worker complained to HR. I was asked to not eat them in the break room, but said they couldn’t order me not to. I declined that suggestion. Sardines packed in olive oil, I doused them in hot sauce. Every day.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    It’s an oily joint anyways

    They can their employees left and right.

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    Herd of Turtles  4 months ago

    Just slip the waitress a fin and she will get you a table.

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