Since an open fly is wider than a closed one, we can call it wi-fly for short, right?
I still remember the female classmate in 5th grade telling me (in class) that I had a letter in my mail box.. What mailbox? After some gesturing on her part, I finally understood that my fly was open, exposing my “tighty-whitey” underwear, Later, I realized she was probably saying that i had a letter in my male box. She was a lot of fun!
We’re getting into recurring dream territory here. Add in not being able to find your schedule or classroom at a new school and a final project due for a class you forgot to attend until just after the deadline to drop the class had passed.
In my most embarrassing moment ever, I was a teenager talking with a girl I REALLY liked when a fly kept landing on my arm. I meant to say, as I swatted at it, “get off my arm” but instead shouted “get off my fly!”
“You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it’s just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice – pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
The Old Wolf 6 months ago
it’s mortifying to be told that your fly is open. It’s more mortifying to be told you’re not wearing pants. Choose wisely.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 6 months ago
Shoo fly, don’t bother me…
Since an open fly is wider than a closed one, we can call it wi-fly for short, right?
I still remember the female classmate in 5th grade telling me (in class) that I had a letter in my mail box.. What mailbox? After some gesturing on her part, I finally understood that my fly was open, exposing my “tighty-whitey” underwear, Later, I realized she was probably saying that i had a letter in my male box. She was a lot of fun!
Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago
We’re getting into recurring dream territory here. Add in not being able to find your schedule or classroom at a new school and a final project due for a class you forgot to attend until just after the deadline to drop the class had passed.
Ubintold 6 months ago
Get the swatter.
Slowly, he turned... 6 months ago
Whut is that thang?
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
You don’t have to wear slacks to be a ‘Fly Girl’.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago
Well, put on some pants. That should deal with it.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 6 months ago
I have a friend whose wife says good things happen when you’re not wearing pants.
coltish1. 6 months ago
Better go back to today’s “Ziggy.” They have a much looser dress code there.
nancyb creator 6 months ago
You’re the fly on the wall.
ca_jeffo Premium Member 6 months ago
In my most embarrassing moment ever, I was a teenager talking with a girl I REALLY liked when a fly kept landing on my arm. I meant to say, as I swatted at it, “get off my arm” but instead shouted “get off my fly!”
Rev Phnk Ey 6 months ago
SSP (Strategic Signature Placement).
ericlscott creator 6 months ago
I love your name placement. Ha!
Howard'sMyHero 6 months ago
The Act:
“The Flying Third Person Wannabee Conundrums” …!
Linguist 6 months ago
Aunt Mahitabel used to say, “Always remember to keep your fly zipped up, especially, when you’re going commando!”
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
We can see what he had for breakfast.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Time flies when you’re having fun.
willie_mctell 5 months ago
What it’s like being Janus. Two heads are not better than one.
charles9156 5 months ago
bizarre!
*Space Madness* 5 months ago
Head Fly…
*Space Madness* 5 months ago
Sap Sucker…
*Space Madness* 5 months ago
WOHO very rippling.
*Space Madness* 5 months ago
I beg your pardon butt head.
Erection to my defections.
6turtle9 5 months ago
Time flys like an arrow. Trouser flys like a…
Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago
We writhe on waves
Distance is gone, will we find out
How we have flies, will we find out
Speaking to the universe
Thinking it’s the best way to travel
And you have a fly
High as a kite, if you want one
Faster than light, if you want one
Speaking to the universe
Thinking it’s the best way to travel
—Froggy Blues: Best Way to Travel
Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? 5 months ago
“You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it’s just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice – pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
— Dr. Sidney Freedman
markkahler52 5 months ago
Most bizarre FA yet! Keep ’em coming, Teresa!!!
Bill Thompson 5 months ago
The ziptone coloring gave it away!
Superfrog 5 months ago
And they say it pays to advertise.
Imagine 5 months ago
That’s not the fly you’re pulling on…
Radish... 5 months ago
Draws flies.