Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 10, 2024

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    it’s mortifying to be told that your fly is open. It’s more mortifying to be told you’re not wearing pants. Choose wisely.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 6 months ago

    Shoo fly, don’t bother me…

    Since an open fly is wider than a closed one, we can call it wi-fly for short, right?

    I still remember the female classmate in 5th grade telling me (in class) that I had a letter in my mail box.. What mailbox? After some gesturing on her part, I finally understood that my fly was open, exposing my “tighty-whitey” underwear, Later, I realized she was probably saying that i had a letter in my male box. She was a lot of fun!

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    We’re getting into recurring dream territory here. Add in not being able to find your schedule or classroom at a new school and a final project due for a class you forgot to attend until just after the deadline to drop the class had passed.

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Get the swatter.

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    Whut is that thang?

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    You don’t have to wear slacks to be a ‘Fly Girl’.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, put on some pants. That should deal with it.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have a friend whose wife says good things happen when you’re not wearing pants.

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    coltish1.  6 months ago

    Better go back to today’s “Ziggy.” They have a much looser dress code there.

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    You’re the fly on the wall.

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    ca_jeffo Premium Member 6 months ago

    In my most embarrassing moment ever, I was a teenager talking with a girl I REALLY liked when a fly kept landing on my arm. I meant to say, as I swatted at it, “get off my arm” but instead shouted “get off my fly!”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  6 months ago

    SSP (Strategic Signature Placement).

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    ericlscott creator 6 months ago

    I love your name placement. Ha!

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    The Act:

    “The Flying Third Person Wannabee Conundrums” …!

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    Aunt Mahitabel used to say, “Always remember to keep your fly zipped up, especially, when you’re going commando!”

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    We can see what he had for breakfast.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Time flies when you’re having fun.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    What it’s like being Janus. Two heads are not better than one.

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    bizarre!

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    *Space Madness*  5 months ago

    Head Fly…

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    *Space Madness*  5 months ago

    Sap Sucker…

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    *Space Madness*  5 months ago

    WOHO very rippling.

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    *Space Madness*  5 months ago

    I beg your pardon butt head.

    Erection to my defections.

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    Time flys like an arrow. Trouser flys like a…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    We writhe on waves

    Distance is gone, will we find out

    How we have flies, will we find out

    Speaking to the universe

    Thinking it’s the best way to travel

    And you have a fly

    High as a kite, if you want one

    Faster than light, if you want one

    Speaking to the universe

    Thinking it’s the best way to travel

    —Froggy Blues: Best Way to Travel

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    Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy?  5 months ago

    “You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it’s just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice – pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”

    — Dr. Sidney Freedman

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Most bizarre FA yet! Keep ’em coming, Teresa!!!

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    Bill Thompson  5 months ago

    The ziptone coloring gave it away!

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    And they say it pays to advertise.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    That’s not the fly you’re pulling on…

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    Radish...   5 months ago

    Draws flies.

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