FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 19, 2024

I think this is funny,

motherrr put Jason up to it.

Jason has quire a line. He should ditch Quincy and try it on Eileen.

Jason needs to be careful. As an owner of an iguana when I was a teen myself, I know they have absolutely no problem pooping on your head when they’re sitting up there.

This one reminded me that Banaca was a thing. I haven’t seen or heard of it in a very long time. Which makes me wonder, when did Banaca get replaced by fake male stamina pills at the gas station checkout?

“Your eyes are like glistening cricket larvae”! Surprised any women cannot be flattered by such a smooth talker.

Maybe Paige should punch “him” in the “chest”?

I never did things like this to my sister. When I think of all the things I missed out on.

I think it really is Don Iguan, not Jason. Notice that the line pointing from the character to the dialogue is directly over the Don’s head. If Jason were inside the leisure suit holding his pet lizard up above him, that line would be pointing at the suit’s chest.

Also, notice that the Don is keeping his gaze firmly fixed on Paige while he speaks to her. We’ve never had any indication that Quincy is an intelligent pet like Snoopy or Garfield, so he wouldn’t know to do that intuitively. And I don’t think Jason could have trained him to do so either.

Sorry, Paige: Mom sicced him on you!

Just run to your room and lock the door Paige.

Jason! Paige asked you politely to stop! And Andy! Do your family and favor and punish Jason already!