Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for July 26, 2024

The moai hear about the big city, the moai am glad to be here.

I thought I recognised him from where else… :)

THAT IS NOT A TUMOR !

What flavor would it be now?

How awful that many tourists have no respect.

Backside? Okay. But your powers could have dealt with those pesky tourists. Got too depressed, eh? Ah, the bane of superpowers.

LOL!

Is that a reference to the line “I want gum-gum for my dum-dum” from the movie Night at the Museum ?

If kids have been sticking their gum to Jason, then maybe this is why the museum guards don’t want anybody touching the exhibits.

I worked at Parks Canada a few million years ago and one of my jobs was to clean the gum off the steps in General Brocks monument in Queenston Ontario. Two day job. I also polished his pony.

Sherman’s remoras will clean it off.

That’s not where the gum goes dum dum

When did Kahuna stop speaking in his usual way? It was a charming, and economical, use of words.

I hate it when that happens. My employees have no respect…

And they’ve mistaken the graffiti for ancient hyroglyphics, bro! Nice going!

lol

Perhaps they can call in some cleaner wrasses or shrimp.