Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    At least he didn’t measure how deep they were.

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    Gonna need a yardstick to measure that honker.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nobody’s facial features are symmetrical. What we see is affected by pareidolia.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Place your Kleenex carefully when blowing or be near a sink to wash up.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 3 months ago

    Monty is a regular Nostrildamus.

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    noktar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ready for transsphenoidal surgery

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    What will he measure next?

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is it deeper?

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    Ichabod Ferguson  3 months ago

    No wonder he always makes Meddick draw him from the right side.

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Monty has a lot of free time. I wonder what his secret is?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    But what about those nose hairs?

    And how do they compare to the ones in his ears?

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    k8zhd  3 months ago

    I think he should be using a digital micrometer for that, instead of a ruler. More accurate.

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    That’s from using his thumb instead of his pinky in that nostril.

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    stamps  3 months ago

    Maybe it’s because your philtrum is asymmetric.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Other than EB, no one nose septum.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Easy for you to say, EB, you with your perfectly symmetrical manufactured nose. Show a little sympathy for those of us stuck with the random workings of biology, wouldja?

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    Maswartz  3 months ago

    Why do you ever ask him what he’s doing

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Every “symmetric” part of the body is not exactly symmetric.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Don’t freak out Monty. Humans are all asymmetrical to a degree. Internally for sure, but also in the external details.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    longer by a nose…?

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    ToborRedrum  3 months ago

    Your nostrils are exactly the same diameter as your index finger.

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