Monty by Jim Meddick for July 23, 2024

With a honker like that and he’s ashamed of one nostril!

“lefty” is the hint word

Oftentimes, the more you try to cover up or hide something, the more people will notice.

Something like," Thanks, O keeper of the Great Black Hole," would have been better.

Hey! No nostril shaming!

Nobody mention the asymmetrical eyebrows, please.

It’s a rare condition, but maybe has nostrilitis.

Summer ales? What else do you have?

That’s nature, my son. Maybe don’t stare too long at your ball sack.

Can you say ball sack up in here? That’s allowed, right?

He should have a chat with Matt Gaetz.

Thanks weiner nose!

Pull a nose hair out of the shorter nostril. It will swell up slightly. Voila! Is it worth it?

So subtle Moondog. :)

Moondog, a true friend.