Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 25, 2024

You’re not gonna throw that recyclable in the same trash bag as the apple core, are you?

If green crabs were the size of humans, they’d be the only species on earth. They’re so agressive that they basically kill and eat anything else and they’re highly invasive.

“If (false) then (anything you want to say)” is a true logical statement. Doesn’t make it meaningful… except when you use it to make a point, such as “If you ever managed to tell the truth, the sun would set in the East.”

If I could get my 2.5 million ants trained to bring me just one penny…

You would have to be in charge of them to train them. That is the ant in your ointment.

Everyone knows that it’s the mice who are in charge, specifically Frankie and Benji.

Talk about timely… I just discovered I have a carpenter ant nest somewhere in my house.

Too right…

At the end of the novel "City’ by Clifford Simak, the ants are the only animals left.

Again, great Outdoor Cartooning. Thanks once again Jef

everyone knows that the Dolphins are in charge

1 million giant forest ants could weigh up to 370 kg. It would not be a fair fight.

Perhaps too often, we do like to fall back on victimhood.

Love is the ant, sir.

If E.T.‘s visit Earth, they’ll likely be ants. (It may have already happened numerous times.)

I think I read this premise in the Galaxy Hitchhiker’s guide.

Yikes! Thank God they’re not all in my pants.

Sorry girl, we can’t blame the ants for the state of the planet.

Imagine if a bunch of ants gathered themselves into the size and shape of a human….

OK, I realize that even ants couldn’t carry that many of their brethren at once.

How do they even imagine that ants are in charge? An anteater would quickly dispell that idea.